Update Schedule

There was once an update schedule. It lived a good life, a peaceful life. A quiet life. But then... things began to change. It became more and more erratic, sometimes completely disobeying its very reason for existance. And at last, the update schedule could take no more. It cast off its chains and went free, seeking new lands where it would be appreciated. This message it left where once it had lived, to warn other schedules of the peril.

Thursday, November 27, 2014

Happy Thanksgiving!

Go forth and spread disease to native populations.
Also, that Google turkey is very disturbing.
You know what I just discovered?
I am not in the mood for a blog post right now.
Also, that's what my friend meant by a twerking turkey.
I'm going to go to sleep now (okay, not really, but I'll stop inflicting myself on the internet).
How was everyone's Thanksgivings?


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    1. Indeed it is... I am highly disturbed.
      Welcome to the blog, by the way. (In case anyone's reading this: awesome person who's blog you should read).