There was once an update schedule. It lived a good life, a peaceful life. A quiet life. But then... things began to change. It became more and more erratic, sometimes completely disobeying its very reason for existance. And at last, the update schedule could take no more. It cast off its chains and went free, seeking new lands where it would be appreciated. This message it left where once it had lived, to warn other schedules of the peril.
I wish he'd just left it alone. I love this series. I stayed faithful for the past five years, and I was ecstatic when the announcement came. I read the first chapter preview eagerly, and it was amazing. I... Honestly, I don't know what to say. I feel kind of sick. I and everyone else who was waiting deserved better than that. He's not even trying by the end.
Charming, hilarious, and so very tragic. A little longer than I thought was really ideal, and there were some oddities (the cat acts very strangely, and some things were taken more lightly than I would have liked), but overall excellent.